Villagerscantalk

Villagerscantalk is a Minecraft book written by Hexer when he was 11 years old.

The book was written on the MCOrigins server and donated to Ilanwer3's library.

Nowadays, it has become a community injoke within Retardistan and has 2 sequels by Aetu and Infra.

Villagerscantalk by IzanerXmasterX (Hexer)
The villagers doe this ERGGN ERGGN

In a village the villagers are of a command block and have green suits. All villagers can talk and this village are of Structure Blocks. This are the IrrealVille,with structure blocks,commandblocks,no entity blocks...

One day the president sayed I need no texture command block,Structure block stairs and Green Command Blocks.

And the villagers gived all and a little bit of command block ingots

This no are the end...

THE END

Vilagerstiltalk by Aetu
The villagers also doe this ERGH

They are getting tired of their leader buidlnig the irnigation cancals where they have to farm the commadn block ingot strands and structure block seeds fifeten hours every day. They get tired and want leader to shorten work time.

The vilagers come to leader who has purple suit instead of green suit becaus he is evil. Then public rise up and seize means of comand block strand production and plant structure block seeds on structure block buildings because they think it wil make big good building but public is stupid so they cant and the buildings become a structure block jungle the people notice how stupid they are and turn to anarky

New leader rises to power who make democracy and the new president says all will wear purple suits except him who will wear green, also that structure blocks are now prohibited and the buildings will be replaced with chain command blocks

Grateful for this decision, the villagers give him a few dozen command block strands and tens of structure block seeds each

The end is nigh...

THE END

Volagrskeeptalk by Infra
The villagers also doe this ERRH

the villagers haves tired of vchange and want green suits instead of purple suits because they remind them of evil leader

Villagers go to protest the democracy presidnt. ask them for green suits back.

president says no and tries to bribe population by geveng jigsaw block cells for free because he involucrates in social demcracy.

Villagerskeepprotesting because they dont accept bribe.

Then president sayed 'You only haves purple suits because I am actually EVIL!!!!!!' Yes! He wants to make village formed out of evil purple suits and not good green suits.

Villagers form rebel fraction and start civil war. But president starts beeting them as haves strong and support of politicians

But everything haves changed when foreners arive...

Its spain.

The spanish free the villagers and asimilate them into glorious francoist falangist monarchist civilizacion and cafolicism.

Villagers are forced to like spanish rule and start giving them the jigsaw block cells they got

The end is in 1 hour

THE END